"EAT FRESH?"
THE AD SAYS "EAT FRESH" AT SUBWAY. How can you "eat fresh" when everything THAT IS GOING TO BE PUT ON YOUR SANDWICH HAS BEEN pre-sliced and HAS THEN BEEN ALLOWED TO LAY around for hours before you EVEN walk into the shop? THIS IS FRESH? NO! NOT REALLY! BUT THIS IS THE SUBWAY DEFINITION FOR "FRESH!"
People, use your heads! Would you slice your own cold-cuts at home and then LET THEM SIT AROUND FOR SEVERAL HOURS TO make a sandwich OUT OF THEM? THAT'S NOT EATING FRESH, BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GO TO SUBWAY! MEATS AND CHEESES WHICH HAVE BEEN SLICED SOME HOURS AGO! YUCCCHHHH! THAT'S NOT FRESH! BUT IT MAKES FOR A VERY CONVENIENT SITUATION FOR SUBWAY TO PRE-SLICE THEM! THAT WAY THEY CAN MAKE SANDWICHES FASTER! YOU SEE, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT IS BETTER FOR THEM AND NOT AT ALL ABOUT WHAT'S BETTER FOR YOU! DO YOU THINK THAT THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU? HA, HA! GUESS AGAIN!
"THE LOCAL DELI" DOESN'T SLICE MEATS AND CHEESES FOR YOUR SANDWICH UNTIL THE MOMENT THAT YOU ORDER IT...RIGHT? NOW THAT'S FRESH! BUT THAT'S NOT SUBWAY!
WARNING: DON'T BUY ANYTHING AT ANY SUBWAY SHOP! THEY ALL OPERATE IN THE SAME MANNER! THEY ALL PRE-SLICE EVERYTHING AND IT ALL JUST SITS AROUND FOR HOURS BEFORE YOU GET THERE!) HEY! IT'S THE SUBWAY SYSTEM!
THEY ARE NASTY!
WE ALL GOT SICK AFTER EATING THERE! WE'RE NEVER GOING TO ANOTHER SUBWAY!
Need more proof? HERE'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE! Highlight, copy and paste the below URL into your browser's address bar!
One more thing! Subway has this false and deceptive advertising ploy where they provide pictures of their sandwiches to make you think that THIS is the sandwich that YOU are going to get! Look at this:

(This is one of the actual sandwiches pictured on the official subway.com website!)
Now go to your local Subway shop and show them this picture and tell them you want a horse-choking sandwich EXACTLY like this one for the same price that they advertise it at!
It ain't happening! A sandwich like that will cost somewhere around $20.00
Putting this phony sandwich picture on their website shows what scammers they really are! This is intentional mis-representation and they know it!